50 Grit Exfoliating Towel

Meet the bath towel that doesn’t just clean—it conquers. Whether you want a deep, no-mercy scrub (Aggressive) or a gentler, yet still powerful exfoliation (Passive), 50 GRIT has your back… and your legs, arms, and anywhere else that needs smoothing.

💥 Aggressive: The heavy hitter. Built for those who want to FEEL their exfoliation. This beast scrubs away dead skin, unclogs pores, tackles back-ne, and helps with keratosis pilaris like it’s on a mission. It boosts circulation, reaches every tricky spot, and yes—you’ll feel it. But like a bold decision that pays off big, you’ll thank it later.

✨ Passive: A little kinder, but still gets the job done. If you want serious exfoliation without the extra bite, this is your go-to. Perfect for those with more sensitive skin or anyone who wants the glow without the grit.

HOW TO USE:

Step 1: Wet with water, lather up with a pH-balanced body wash, and spend at least 60 seconds buffing your glorious temple. (Avoid the delicate areas—your face, labia, penis, and testicles will thank you.) Want to turn up the intensity? Use it dry for next-level exfoliation.

Step 2: Rinse, hang to dry, and replace every 60-90 days. Heads up—it stretches over time, but that just means more reach.

Step 3: Step out, pat dry, admire your silky smooth skin, and snap a well-earned selfie. You just leveled up.

Choose your fighter: Passive or Aggressive. Either way, your skin has never felt this good.